And I Even Bought the Smallest Size!

Everybody over the internet is so deliriously happy about the Mooncup, so why why why am I finding it so uncomfortable and messy? Is it only me, or is there some conspiracy going on? A plan of the scary ecomoms to conquer the world? Or maybe it’s a double-blind test and I was secretly given a unwearable Mooncup for the sake of science? A spirit of self-abnegation has never been my thing after all! Everyone must be so ashamed about their carbon footprint that they believe they deserve the pain…

I suppose I’m just a clueless beginner. I wish I knew at least one real person able to use this, someone with an actual body, not just virtual voices on the www chatting about how delighted they are with that impossible silicone object.