Be My Valentine

I’ve been receiving a lot of Valentine spam recently. First I got an email advertising Kindle as the perfect Valentine gift, I have no idea why. Than another one claiming that all I had to do was choose between iPad mini and iPad regular. Since I didn’t proceed to buy anything of the sort, they decided I clearly needed information about a dating service called “Married but Lonely” (sic) and a link to buy some Zoloft.