Today I have one of those mild headaches where you feel some pain, though not much, only when you look sideways.
In the morning I said Mycroft instead of Microsoft during a work meeting and no one noticed (I am quite sure, I checked their pupils).
Yesterday during lunch break I took the bypass in the wrong direction (not the wrong way, just the wrong direction – not dangerous but still time consuming).
On Monday I left the supermarket without the groceries I had just purchased. I realized it only at home, when I opened the boot and I noticed it was empty. I phoned and they were so kind to keep my shopping aside for me to collect later.
I am delighted to report that I haven’t had any asthma symptoms. Breathing is worth a couple of sorry shows.