The Tunnel Song

Perks of Being a Wallflower is cute, but there is no teenage anxiety, high school discrimination, embarrassing prom/homecoming/whatever, intermittent mental disorder, personal tragedy or abusive past, that will excuse being of driving age in an industrialized country and not knowing Heroes by David Bowie. Not even in the pre-internet age, especially in the pre-internet age, when information was so precious.

I don’t care if you’ve read Walden. You don’t know Heroes by David Bowie, you deserve being a wallflower.